Ryan Lochte is basically a real life version of this guy
LANCE FISHMAN OMFG
- Flamingo Hole
- Flight over Lake Turkana
- Free-ranging Elephants
- Flamingos
- Beluga Whales
- Marching Elephants
- Polar shadows
- Elephants in Autumn Colors
(by Michael Poliza)
the best moment in literary history is by far the time in the odyssey when odysseus and his bros stab polyphemus the cyclops in his eye but he thinks odysseus’ name is “no one” so he thrashes about the cave screaming “NO ONE BLINDED ME!!!” and the other cyclopes are like “oh my god polyphemus SHUT UP”
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