thatonegirlbri: premoonaftermoon: Ryan Lochte is basically a real life version of this guy LANCE FISHMAN OMFG
rebekahriot: astreetcarnamedthetardis: the best moment in literary history is by far the time in the odyssey when odysseus and his bros stab polyphemus the cyclops in his eye but he thinks odysseus’ name is “no one” so he thrashes about the cave screaming “NO ONE BLINDED ME!!!” and the other cyclopes are like “oh my god polyphemus SHUT UP” If you don’t know this story or don’t think it’s...
unsavioured: can you imagine if tumblr just decided to shut down and you see all these confused teenagers coming out of their house squinting at the sun
that-stupid-tardis-sound: sometimes i can feel people getting sick of me and it makes me want to curl up into a ball and roll off a cliff
rip1993: hotbox the womb
bahorelle: do you ever just want to overthrow a government
theyellowbrickroad: i wish i knew how to keep friends
popeyasir: if ur drinking ur orange juice w/ pulp why dont u just go eat an orange cuz ur a piece of shit raised in the jungles